The market-implied probabilities severely diverge from both basic logic and mainstream consensus. The market assigns a nearly 50% probability to 16 mutually exclusive timeframes, which is mathematically impossible (the sum of probabilities vastly exceeds 100%). In reality, mainstream media reports indicate that the Senate has already passed the bill and the President supports it, making the end of the shutdown a matter of House scheduling, highly likely to occur in the coming weeks rather than being equally distributed across the next several months.